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I'm gonna slice your little penis with a rusty razor blade
Imma take your disco stick I'm gonna split it into twaid
Imma wreck your little manhood into spurting spouts of blood
Turn your dickwood form erection to a bloody frickin flood
If you ever touch my friend like that again
If you ever touch my friend like that again
I'm gonna set your dick on fire, put it out with drunken spit
Then I'll use a blunted grater to remove all of the foreskin
Of your sorry sore excuse of a penis grown from hate
So that everytime you masturbate, all you feel is pain
If you ever touch my friend like that again
If you ever touch my friend like that again
Imma force chilli sauce down the tube of your urethra
So it burns you from the inside out coz that's what you deserve
Imma force chilli sauce down the tube of your urethra
So it burns you from the inside out coz that's what you deserve
I will break your hands, put your dick back in your pants
I will break your hands, yes I will break your hands
Don't you ever touch my friend like that again
Don't you ever touch my friend like that again
Don't you ever touch my friend like that again
Don't you ever touch my friend like that again
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Mr Sensible
02:18
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I had a big night last night, I really let you down
Didn't mean to drink so much or smoke those cigarettes I found
My mum says I'll get problems if I don't stop drinking soon
But she doesn't understand that I've got nothing else to do
I'm no good at other things, all I've got are sex and drinking
All I want is one more sip, but I can't give it up that quickly
I just wanna have some fun, I'm not hurting anyone
Sorry that I'm not as cool as you Mr Sensible
I don't know why I get into these situations
I don't know why I do this to my health
I don't know why I drink away my inspiration
I don't know why I do this to myself
Last night I spewed and cried possibly at the same time
Passed out at 1:35 with a spew bucket in the way
I don't remember much, woke up with one hand in my crotch
My head hurts too bad to touch and I'm supposed to work today
I'm no good at other things, all I've got are sex and drinking
All I want is one more sip, but I can't give it up that quickly
I'm no good at moderation, all I want are salutations
Sorry that I'm not as cool as you Mr Sensible
I don't know why I get into these situations
I don't know why I do this to my health
I don't know why I drink away my inspiration
I don't know why I do this to myself
I don't know why, don't know why, don't know why
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How Long Must I Wait
02:46
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I see a special boy across the room
He looks so sweet and quiet and subdued
I can feel the touch of your sweet hand embracing mine
It's so sweet and all inside my head yeah, it's so sweet and all inside
But how long must I wait.. For you
I keep your sweet caresses in my thoughts
I dream about the day you'll stop and talk to me
And I wonder what you'll say and I wonder how you'll say it
I can't sleep another day yeah, in my mind here's what you'll say
"Come back to my place, we can get high and play videogames
I'd like to be on your face and I'd like for you to me on mine, yeah
Or we can go to your place, you bring the cuffs, I'll bring the chains
We'll get some tattoos and wine in the way, la da da ooh"
I feel the air get lighter in my head
When you walk into my mind but you pass me by instead
I keep you fresh within my reach, on the tip of my tongues speech yeah
It's so sweet, it's so sweet but all inside
And how long must I wait... For you
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Drink and a Kiss
03:20
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I like to drink gin and I think it's a crime
That you're living in sin with an uncaring wife
No I've got my foes and I struggle with life
But if you need a hand you know where to find me
You bring the best out of women like me
And I share with you secrets that I'd rather keep
Forever and ever, you'll have a friend in me
I know that you're stronger than this
You are so down and I am just pissed
Pull up a chair and I'll give you a drink and a kiss, a drink and a kiss
I pour a new glass and I pour one for you
And we laugh about stupid shit we used to do
We drink to the old and we toast as we
Welcome the new, welcome the new
You need to let go coz you need to be free
You can come live in my house if that's what need be
Forever and ever you'll have a friend in me
I know that you're stronger than this
You are so down and I am just pissed
Pull up a chair and I'll give you a drink and a kiss, a drink and a kiss
I caught a cab home and I put it on credit
I'll wait for my statment 'til I can regret it
I barge through the door, and I fall on the floor
And I'm too drunk to feel my legs anymore
And I fall into bed and I don't know I'm bleeding
Until the next day blood's caked on the sheeting
I get up for work and I pull on some clothes
And I cover my bruises so nobody knows
I know that you're stronger than this
You are so down and I am just pissed
Pull up a chair and I'll give you a drink and a kiss, a drink and a kiss
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I'm tired and so frustrated
I might wanna kick your face in
So just back it up away from me
I didn't wanna leave my bed today
I'd rather be asleep from yesterday
But I gotta be here coz I need the money
But if I didn't have debt I'd probably be fine
But I'm racking up so much red that I'll probably
Die before I can pay it back... oh
I'm falling asleep behind the wheel
It'll be next week 'til I'll afford a meal
And I hear it gets bad before it gets good
You're having a kid, I'm having a smoke
You're livin the dream and I'm society's joke
But I'm trying harder than I think I should
But if I didn't feel down I'd probably be fine
But this red's still kicking around and I'll probably
Die before I can pay it back... oh
I'm working a job 40 hours a week
Just to cover the bills but the outlook is bleak
And I'm so damn tired, I can't even sleep
If I wasn't employed I'd probly use my brain
And maybe have solutions instead of complain
But it's hard to smile when you struggle to breathe
Yeah it's hard to smile when you struggle to breathe
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Shitty Weed
03:18
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So you wanna smoke weed and watch Dragon Ball Z
Zone out for 6 hours, zombie to your TV
I know you wanna get high, get some big red eyes
In some smokey old sharehouse blazing to the skies
But why didn't you call me, do you think I'm boring
Does that smokey green leaf prohibit you from calling
I'm a drinker, an overthinker
But this green has got you down hook line and sinker
Why you gotta be so angry at me
I don't wanna smoke your shitty weed
Why you gotta be so angry at me
I just want to have a drink or 3
So you wanna smoke weed and watch Dragon Ball Z
And I'm just trying to work, survive and sleep
We both work for a paycheck and some day Imma make it
I'll find some coin and seek some destination
But why didn't you call me, do you think I'm boring
Does that smokey green leaf prohibit you from calling
I'm a drinker, an overthinker
But this green has got you down hook line and sinker
Why you gotta be so angry at me
I don't wanna smoke your shitty weed
Why you gotta be so angry at me
I just want to have a drink or 3
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Jodie Flange Brisbane, Australia
Jodie Flange is the singer from Brisbane party punk band Flangipanis and this is her solo project. More recently she has invited other musicians along and is stemming away from the acoustic vibe to brang out into some full band fun.
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