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Welcome To The Elephant Graveyard, Honey

by Jodie Flange

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1.
I'm gonna slice your little penis with a rusty razor blade Imma take your disco stick I'm gonna split it into twaid Imma wreck your little manhood into spurting spouts of blood Turn your dickwood form erection to a bloody frickin flood If you ever touch my friend like that again If you ever touch my friend like that again I'm gonna set your dick on fire, put it out with drunken spit Then I'll use a blunted grater to remove all of the foreskin Of your sorry sore excuse of a penis grown from hate So that everytime you masturbate, all you feel is pain If you ever touch my friend like that again If you ever touch my friend like that again Imma force chilli sauce down the tube of your urethra So it burns you from the inside out coz that's what you deserve Imma force chilli sauce down the tube of your urethra So it burns you from the inside out coz that's what you deserve I will break your hands, put your dick back in your pants I will break your hands, yes I will break your hands Don't you ever touch my friend like that again Don't you ever touch my friend like that again Don't you ever touch my friend like that again Don't you ever touch my friend like that again
2.
Mr Sensible 02:18
I had a big night last night, I really let you down Didn't mean to drink so much or smoke those cigarettes I found My mum says I'll get problems if I don't stop drinking soon But she doesn't understand that I've got nothing else to do I'm no good at other things, all I've got are sex and drinking All I want is one more sip, but I can't give it up that quickly I just wanna have some fun, I'm not hurting anyone Sorry that I'm not as cool as you Mr Sensible I don't know why I get into these situations I don't know why I do this to my health I don't know why I drink away my inspiration I don't know why I do this to myself Last night I spewed and cried possibly at the same time Passed out at 1:35 with a spew bucket in the way I don't remember much, woke up with one hand in my crotch My head hurts too bad to touch and I'm supposed to work today I'm no good at other things, all I've got are sex and drinking All I want is one more sip, but I can't give it up that quickly I'm no good at moderation, all I want are salutations Sorry that I'm not as cool as you Mr Sensible I don't know why I get into these situations I don't know why I do this to my health I don't know why I drink away my inspiration I don't know why I do this to myself I don't know why, don't know why, don't know why
3.
I see a special boy across the room He looks so sweet and quiet and subdued I can feel the touch of your sweet hand embracing mine It's so sweet and all inside my head yeah, it's so sweet and all inside But how long must I wait.. For you I keep your sweet caresses in my thoughts I dream about the day you'll stop and talk to me And I wonder what you'll say and I wonder how you'll say it I can't sleep another day yeah, in my mind here's what you'll say "Come back to my place, we can get high and play videogames I'd like to be on your face and I'd like for you to me on mine, yeah Or we can go to your place, you bring the cuffs, I'll bring the chains We'll get some tattoos and wine in the way, la da da ooh" I feel the air get lighter in my head When you walk into my mind but you pass me by instead I keep you fresh within my reach, on the tip of my tongues speech yeah It's so sweet, it's so sweet but all inside And how long must I wait... For you
4.
I like to drink gin and I think it's a crime That you're living in sin with an uncaring wife No I've got my foes and I struggle with life But if you need a hand you know where to find me You bring the best out of women like me And I share with you secrets that I'd rather keep Forever and ever, you'll have a friend in me I know that you're stronger than this You are so down and I am just pissed Pull up a chair and I'll give you a drink and a kiss, a drink and a kiss I pour a new glass and I pour one for you And we laugh about stupid shit we used to do We drink to the old and we toast as we Welcome the new, welcome the new You need to let go coz you need to be free You can come live in my house if that's what need be Forever and ever you'll have a friend in me I know that you're stronger than this You are so down and I am just pissed Pull up a chair and I'll give you a drink and a kiss, a drink and a kiss I caught a cab home and I put it on credit I'll wait for my statment 'til I can regret it I barge through the door, and I fall on the floor And I'm too drunk to feel my legs anymore And I fall into bed and I don't know I'm bleeding Until the next day blood's caked on the sheeting I get up for work and I pull on some clothes And I cover my bruises so nobody knows I know that you're stronger than this You are so down and I am just pissed Pull up a chair and I'll give you a drink and a kiss, a drink and a kiss
5.
I'm tired and so frustrated I might wanna kick your face in So just back it up away from me I didn't wanna leave my bed today I'd rather be asleep from yesterday But I gotta be here coz I need the money But if I didn't have debt I'd probably be fine But I'm racking up so much red that I'll probably Die before I can pay it back... oh I'm falling asleep behind the wheel It'll be next week 'til I'll afford a meal And I hear it gets bad before it gets good You're having a kid, I'm having a smoke You're livin the dream and I'm society's joke But I'm trying harder than I think I should But if I didn't feel down I'd probably be fine But this red's still kicking around and I'll probably Die before I can pay it back... oh I'm working a job 40 hours a week Just to cover the bills but the outlook is bleak And I'm so damn tired, I can't even sleep If I wasn't employed I'd probly use my brain And maybe have solutions instead of complain But it's hard to smile when you struggle to breathe Yeah it's hard to smile when you struggle to breathe
6.
Shitty Weed 03:18
So you wanna smoke weed and watch Dragon Ball Z Zone out for 6 hours, zombie to your TV I know you wanna get high, get some big red eyes In some smokey old sharehouse blazing to the skies But why didn't you call me, do you think I'm boring Does that smokey green leaf prohibit you from calling I'm a drinker, an overthinker But this green has got you down hook line and sinker Why you gotta be so angry at me I don't wanna smoke your shitty weed Why you gotta be so angry at me I just want to have a drink or 3 So you wanna smoke weed and watch Dragon Ball Z And I'm just trying to work, survive and sleep We both work for a paycheck and some day Imma make it I'll find some coin and seek some destination But why didn't you call me, do you think I'm boring Does that smokey green leaf prohibit you from calling I'm a drinker, an overthinker But this green has got you down hook line and sinker Why you gotta be so angry at me I don't wanna smoke your shitty weed Why you gotta be so angry at me I just want to have a drink or 3

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released October 1, 2020

Recorded & mixed by Darek Mudge at The Plutonium, Mastered by Bryce Moorhead.
Drums by Andre, Harmonica (broken) & Track 4 Bass by Pauly, Extra Vox & Claps by Andre, Louis, Pauly, Nel, Polly.
Tracks 2 & 4 old Flangipanis tracks, all tracks by Jodie Flange.
(C) 2020 Cheers Cunts.

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Jodie Flange Brisbane, Australia

Jodie Flange is the singer from Brisbane party punk band Flangipanis and this is her solo project. More recently she has invited other musicians along and is stemming away from the acoustic vibe to brang out into some full band fun.

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